Dearest Queen Bee,

I was shocked and appalled by the inclusion of "colored" content in your otherwise respectable publication, Thee Beehive Magazine. In the future, I should hope that you see fit to not include materials that your aging and colored sensitive subscribers might find objectionable in the future. Had I been under the influence of L.S.D. I may have found this kind of thing amusing, however I for one did not.

Please remember, that the only semblance of truth that your publication can be credited for, is that the world is still implicitly black and white. When black and white intermingle, it makes gray. White light is in fact the mixture of all colored lights, and black is the absence of light. Therefor, colored does not exist. Please do not toy with these sensibilities in the future. As I have stated, I am aging, I am angry, and I am not on L.S.D., opium, marijuana, nor methamphetamine.

Hoping for a stronger showing in the future,

Nehemiah St-Danger and His Royal Liquor Cabinet

PS- Jesus fucking Christ. Can't you just show us some fractals or something? Preferably in black and white? I pay 30 dollars a month for the internet, and like most Americans, solely for the purposes of self-gratification (and an additional eight dollars on Johnson and Johnson Vaseline Jelly per week). All I can say is "STAND AND DELIVER, YOU ROBBER BARONS! STAND AND DELIVER!"